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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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