She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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