pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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