I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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