Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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