So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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