walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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