Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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