I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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