Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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