he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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