its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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