you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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