is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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