Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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