If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There's always time for handjobs
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Randomize
