we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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