Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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