No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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