whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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