Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
They are going to name an STD after you.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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