I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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