Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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