i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
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