what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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