i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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