I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
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