I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
high people should be assigned attendants
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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