you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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