She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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