Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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