so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
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