Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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