I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
