I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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