what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
our cab driver is having phone sex.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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