Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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