Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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