I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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