i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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