I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I had to cum in my sink.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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