Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
that's an acceptable place to lick
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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