there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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