i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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