i would punch a child for taco bell
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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