I don't remember. Are we still dating?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
