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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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