You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My balls are so social today.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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