She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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