That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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