no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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